Monday, February 28, 2011

Men Dickriding Women..

Cut it out.

Its just some shit you just don't do as a Man. I can't speak for other dudes, but for the friends I associate myself with, I pride myself off of thinking objectively or by playing a little "Devil's Advocate", even.

I just can't, CAN'T bring myself to speak on things I barely know shit about. I definitely can't bring myself to speak on things I know little about for the sake of a woman's favor. 

That's hoe shit man.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

I'm Back, Bitch...

Cliche ass title, right?

I been kinda wrapped up with life; highs (figurative and literal) and lows. Everybody has them. I'm still learning how to space out my thoughts on here. Sometimes I can be that person that has so much to say and in other instances, I'm silent as shit.

I got some random weird shit for you about me: I wake up in the morning with a different song in my head EVERYDAY. This is the song I thought of today:

Nas ft. Kanye West - Still Dreaming


Who cares, right?

Friday, February 4, 2011

Just taking a moment to reminisce..

Swear it's so many songs to get my point across at any given moment. 
Soul music is the SHIT.
"Send it up
Send it through
Send it right back 2 U"


Nostalgia

Swear this song takes me back to family cookouts in the 90s...

Thursday, February 3, 2011

I Don't Give A Fuck if You Didn't Laugh

Some may get it, some may not. Funny nonetheless because YOU know how some niggas act when they find out their favorite rapper is goin to be in town.

Dude 1 (At the club): I ain't even goin' to fake son, I fuck w/ that nigga Drake like shit. (a.k.a. He thinks the nigga is dreamy like shit lol.)

Scenario: This was back in 2009, but me and a couple of homies were going to get a VIP table at Love Nightclub in DC. We were mainly gettin' it because it was going to be packed as hell in there, but it was also going to be "bait" in attendance as well. What had happened during the planning process was that we thought one of our friends was actually going there for Drake, not the women (lol)

A transcript of my convo w/ cory:

Wealth, Love and Loyalty

I don't think there's a way to have all three at the same time unless you're like 50 years old. You're pretty much done with life gains and goals. If you do, it's certainly not with the people you've envisioned sharing it with. Simply using the explanation that you've grown and your peers have not is kinda selfish.

Sometimes, it just isn't that cut and dry.

Each thing is interchangeable with another. I always felt if I was told I had a choice to have immediate, endless wealth, that it would come with a price; (god forbid) losing a friend or having a woman you truly loved, finding love with someone else.

Same situation goes with love and friendship; would you rather have that at the cost of not reaching your highest financial potential? Seriously.

Those are some serious decisions to make.

The niggas that have all three usually end up marrying some model bitch that they would've never met had they never got that big sports contract, record deal or lucrative business in another state.
They would've never met these "friends" either. I'm not saying its fake, but I could never understand how once
You reach a certain status of fame or tax bracket, you instantly have all these friends that's your "bro" or "sis" now.

I guess it's like being able to sit at the jock's table once you did some "jock-worthy" shit... Figuratively and literally.

Take a rapper trying to get on; he's being damn near rejected by every big name in the biz, but once he gets
That one hit that puts him on or that one platinum record, Diddy is his "brother from another mother" or jay-z is "fam" in like 3 months.

How?  What happened to the "brothers and sisters" before them? What short-cut did these new people take to achieve such a honor? I mean, if you think about it, you had to have a certain amount of money to even SPEAK to these new people.

Not saying you can't build with these people, but I don't think these can truly be called friendships off the break; they're more like memberships.

Just goin off on a tangent. The fuck do I talk about anyway.

Friday, January 28, 2011

I Fuck With It... Fuck You If You Don't.

You can't help but respect another man's grind. No, this ain't the "Next Wale", it's just Dub. That's it.

I found some more music from him. Check him on  http://www.reverbnation.com/dubtunes

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Stop Fakin' Like You Don't Know What's Up...

Bitch, don't gimme that stupid ass face.

One of many things I've yet to understand about the XX Chromosome...

Peep Scenario:

(It's 1:30am on a Tuesday)

Woman: (via text) Heyyyy! What are you up to, mister?

Guy: Uh, watching Sportscenter.

Woman: Oh that's what's up (bullshittin). Are you about to go to sleep?

Guy: (Thinking to himself that he JUST TOLD HER exactly what the fuck he was doing) Nah, I'm chillin'.

Woman: Why don't you come through and chill over here?

Thanks...So Far


Wednesday, January 26, 2011

#Random: If You Can Find These

For me in a Size 10 or 10.5, I'll give you $100. Seriously.

Nike Total Air Pillar.

We Are The LAST Children

I was born in '86 but if you were born before '88 then you will understand this.....

We are the last children...the last generation of growing up without the internet. We grew up in the 80's/early 90's.... when kids had lives. During this era, kids had no choice but to go outside because the only thing goin' on inside was Nintendo/Sega or some VHS tapes. From the city to the suburbs we had a crew of friends and just went out and about. We went on little missions to the 7-Eleven or in the woods or whatever. We hooped in the park 'til it got dark or the street lights came on. We played football in the streets. We rode bikes with the huggies in between the wheels so they could mimic motorcycles. We knocked on doors and ran. We ate candy and looked at porno magazines. We had school clothes and play clothes. We saw Michael Jordan play (I'm not talking about him playing in the Blue & White). We had Upper Deck cards. We watched cartoons on Saturdays.

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

BaitWatch #3

  
 
Jill Marie Jones

We Have Different Interest Speeds

No?

Interest Levels

Fuck Buddies and Feelings



Of course this is some more shit niggas don't understand. It's like you're damned if you do, or gay if you don't.

Ever had a woman try to come at you (male) on some "No strings attached" shit? The idea is too good to be true from the jump:

Girl: I don't want a relationship, I just want your dick.
Boy: (Thinking he has hit the lotto) Cool.

Now Fuck.

Monday, January 24, 2011

Somesay I Drink Too Much.

I drink like a fuckin' fish. Swear. At least I can count on one hand how many times a nigga wound up in ER off the "gas bubbles". I don't even remember how that shit started, I just remember the intense ass pain I go through for like 20 minutes.

The shit feels like somebody grabbed your intestine and tried to wring the bile out...or dookey. Lol.

Gastroenteritis is what they call it. Long as I don't OD every weekend and get my weekly dose of Ginger Ale, I'm good money.

But fuck it though.




"Treat 'Em Like Dirt, They'll Stick to You Like Mud...

...Treat 'em like a gem, they'll slip through your hands."

Do you believe this is true?

I mean...I do, because I'm a male... but every now and then, I try to break the cycle, only to come back to operating under this type of logic.

The funny thing is, some women agree. They'll respond with "Sad, but true." Its scary at the same time that women acknowledge this, but choose to sell themselves short.

Since women acknowledge this, why continue to proclaim "Niggas Ain't Shit",If all y'all like is Shit? Who are we to change what works?