Dude 1 (At the club): I ain't even goin' to fake son, I fuck w/ that nigga Drake like shit. (a.k.a. He thinks the nigga is dreamy like shit lol.)
Scenario: This was back in 2009, but me and a couple of homies were going to get a VIP table at Love Nightclub in DC. We were mainly gettin' it because it was going to be packed as hell in there, but it was also going to be "bait" in attendance as well. What had happened during the planning process was that we thought one of our friends was actually going there for Drake, not the women (lol)
A transcript of my convo w/ cory:
CORY
it was just the let out @ the joint at the mark
but yea i can prolly put in
where the table at?
BG
2nd floor
CORY
cool...cause i was bout to say if its 3rd then its dumb cause we wouldnt see the concert
BG
groupie joint
lol
male-groupie joint
CORY
hahahaha
lmao
nigga u kno what i mean
and u gon get "drake" shaved in the back of ur head
and take pics of him for ur next photo album
CORY
from artistic angles
BG
You gon' get "Best I've Ever Had" shaped up in your chinstrap
CORY
"I Dream of Drake"
thats gon he the title
jaahahha
hahahahaha
hahahahah
BG
Your tat goin' to say "I'm Bria" on your lower back
CORY
u gettin "i just wanna be successful" tated on ur lower back
BG
Lol
ALL INTERLUDE ON YOUR BACK BOY
CORY
haha im laughin outloud
BG
LOL
CORY
hahahaha
u gettin the Lloyd verse from "a night off" on ur arm
BG
You gettin Drizzy Degrassi on your neck with a wheelchair hooked up to it
CORY
and gettin that same part lined in ur head that he got
hahahhaa
hahahahahha
BG
HahahahahA
CORY
u gettin "drake the snake" around ur collarbone
BG
“Comeback season” on your left nipple like shit boy
CORY
hahah
BG
hahahahaha
Houstatlantavegas on your upper back w/ a deck of cards like shit
CORY
u gettin "droolin for drake" in cursive on ur chest
and wearin a novelty tee under ur button up
BG
whole time your shirt polo goin to be dry-erase so that nigga can sign below your belly button
Goin to have your “I love canada” shirt on like shit
CORY
so when u get hot u can show him...and its gon be a picture of him smilin tha say "dizzy for drake" on the back
hahahaha
hahahahahhaha
haha
u wearin a toronto raptors jersey w/ "DRAKE" on the back
BG
HAHAHHAIOHASFOIHSDIFOJSDIOJ
CORY
and the retro 7's to match
BG
Nigga, you rap drake mixtapes in the shower w/ your soap like shit boy
CORY
haha
u listenin to "brand new" as we speak, and rubbin vaporrub on ur chest
BG
Your ol’ "I'm his biggest fan/yeah I"m his biggest fan" head ass
CORY
hahaha
u gotta Degrassi FatHead in ur room
no homo
BG
You watch Degrassi on slow-mo w/ the jergens
CORY
hahahahahha
BG
you keep replayin the tv when this nigga slide through w/ the wheelchair
CORY
u got a night light w/ his head on it
BG
AHAHAHAHAIOSHASOIAIHAHAHA
CORY
lol
hahaha
hbhsa
jdnjahahah
hahaha
BG
I'm dyin
CORY
haha
BG
omfg
CORY
nigga im laughin out loud
BG
damn son
lol
you got a drake sing-along karaoke set like shit
BG
"Real Drake Dance Moves" head ass
on VHS
CORY
u got that pea coat from the Comeback Season cover
hahahahahahah
BG
hahahahahahahahahaha
CORY
u gotta diary w/ his picture from Word-Up on the cover
BG
You sleep in a Tshirt w/ no shorts w/ this nigga face on the front
CORY
hahahahahhahahahaha
BG
and a pic w/ his shirt off on the back
CORY
u gotta lil kim poster w/ a cut out of his face glued over hers
lmao
BG
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
CORY
hahahha
lmao
a tall tee
hahaha
u got the Drake back to school kit
pencil sharpener
ruler
pen case
binder
BG
You cut the mouth out of Drakes cd cover and tape it to a pillow w/ lotion in it
CORY
and u gotta life size Drake doll under ur bed w/ a hole in it
CORY
u gotta Drake barbie that just say "best i ever had" when u pull the string
BG
Whole time, you cried when you found out Drake was comin' to DC
CORY
Hahahhaha lol
BG
I mean YOU was the nigga that put the table idea together..Makin sure we get the second floor "One step closer to him" head ass
CORY
hahahahahahahahahah
and u showin up w/ a tshirt w/ a knot in the front
BG
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CORY
so he can see "for drake" tatted on ur stomach
BG
OH NAH
lmfao
CORY
same spot where tupac got "THUG LIFE"
BG
You took a pic of Drake in apicture w/ a chick, cut the head off the girl and tape yours on it
CORY
hahahahhaahahahajhahahahhaga
BG
lol
CORY
go head
nigga
im weak
BG
lmao
CORY
hahahahhahahah
BG
"THAT boy is mine" head ass
CORY
only cause i visualized that shit
hahahahahahahah
BG
Sendin that nigga ransom letters made out of magazines for his love like shit
CORY
hahahahahhaa
BG
"YoU BeTTa Be ThERE oR DiE" head ass
CORY
lmfao
BG
lmfao
CORY
LMAO @ the caps
son u a fool
BG
lol
CORY
lol
BG
You got me w/ the nightlight
CORY
lol
CORY
son said i put my face on the chic picture haha
lmao
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