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One of many things I've yet to understand about the XX Chromosome...
Peep Scenario:
(It's 1:30am on a Tuesday)
Woman: (via text) Heyyyy! What are you up to, mister?
Guy: Uh, watching Sportscenter.
Woman: Oh that's what's up (bullshittin). Are you about to go to sleep?
Guy: (Thinking to himself that he JUST TOLD HER exactly what the fuck he was doing) Nah, I'm chillin'.
Woman: Why don't you come through and chill over here?
Guy: (Knows the likelihood of getting ass tonight is high) Give me about 20 minutes.
(Reaches her house around a little after 2am)
(Woman opens door in little ass boy shorts)
Woman: Thanks for coming
Guy: No prob. Sooo "What's good?"
Woman: (Trying to be oblivious to what he's really asking) Nothing, chilling. I just wanted to see you real quick.
Guy: (The Fuck?! expression on his face) Oh true.
After some small talk, the woman decides she wants to call it a night. Of course she invites the Guy into the room to sleep, but in an unexpected turn, she gets in the bed and goes to sleep.
Guy: (Tries to get it poppin)
Woman: What are you doing?
Guy: What do you think?
Women: I'm going to sleep.
Guy: (Appalled, gathers his things and proceeds to make his way out the door without saying a word.)
Cliffnotes:
+ Girl texts Guy LATE at night, wants him to come over
+ Guy believe that she wants to have sex MOST LIKELY, due to the time the text was placed and the nature of the message
+ Guy gets over there
+Girl goes to sleep
+Guy leaves
+Girl gets upset (or calls him a dog or some other shit)
In the meantime, the woman is sitting up wondering what the hell just happened. In fact, SHE KNOWS what happened, but refuses to own up to it.
After reading this common scenario, WHY DO WOMEN GET MAD when they invite someone over late at night and the dude wants to do more than sleep?
Hell, a nigga can sleep in his own bed. Don't give me that period shit...some out here just see how far they can test a nigga.
Thoughts?
paha. maybe some head would encouraged her. i dunno.
ReplyDeleteI mean... she can't want someone to cuddle doe? Bwhahahahaha.
ReplyDeleteI think it's best to be upfront when ur on the phone... if the woman isnt playin games all she woulda had to say was "i wana see u tonight, im not tryn fuck tho" thereby givin him the opportunity to make the decision whether cuddlin' was worth it *shrug*
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