Fuck Buddies and Feelings

Of course this is some more shit niggas don't understand. It's like you're damned if you do, or gay if you don't.

Ever had a woman try to come at you (male) on some "No strings attached" shit? The idea is too good to be true from the jump:

Girl: I don't want a relationship, I just want your dick.
Boy: (Thinking he has hit the lotto) Cool.

Now Fuck.

Somesay I Drink Too Much.

I drink like a fuckin' fish. Swear. At least I can count on one hand how many times a nigga wound up in ER off the "gas bubbles". I don't even remember how that shit started, I just remember the intense ass pain I go through for like 20 minutes.

The shit feels like somebody grabbed your intestine and tried to wring the bile out...or dookey. Lol.

Gastroenteritis is what they call it. Long as I don't OD every weekend and get my weekly dose of Ginger Ale, I'm good money.

But fuck it though.

"Treat 'Em Like Dirt, They'll Stick to You Like Mud...

...Treat 'em like a gem, they'll slip through your hands."

Do you believe this is true?

I mean...I do, because I'm a male... but every now and then, I try to break the cycle, only to come back to operating under this type of logic.

The funny thing is, some women agree. They'll respond with "Sad, but true." Its scary at the same time that women acknowledge this, but choose to sell themselves short.

Since women acknowledge this, why continue to proclaim "Niggas Ain't Shit",If all y'all like is Shit? Who are we to change what works?