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| Bitch, don't gimme that stupid ass face. |
One of many things I've yet to understand about the XX Chromosome...
Peep Scenario:
(It's 1:30am on a Tuesday)
Woman: (via text) Heyyyy! What are you up to, mister?
Guy: Uh, watching Sportscenter.
Woman: Oh that's what's up (bullshittin). Are you about to go to sleep?
Guy: (Thinking to himself that he JUST TOLD HER exactly what the fuck he was doing) Nah, I'm chillin'.
Woman: Why don't you come through and chill over here?
